Aap sabhi ka Kamdev ki kahani mein swagat hai. Aapne meri har kahani ko itna pyaar diya, uske liye bahut-bahut dhanyawad. Aasha karta hu ki aapko is kahani mein bhi utna hi maza aayega. Ye kahani meri aur Kamo aunty ki hai. Kaise hum dono ke beech wo sab hua. To aayiye time waste na karte hue, aur muth ka aanand lete hue kahani ko padhte hai.
Mera naam Kamdev hai, aur main 24 saal ka hu. Main bachpan se hi sab ka pyaara raha hu. Sab log mujhe apne bete ki tarah hi pyaar karte hai. Mere ghar mein mere alawa mere papa, mummy aur ek behan hai. Mere ko ladkiyon se zyada maza aunty aur bhabhiyon mein aata hai. Unki gaand dekh kar hi mera lund khada ho jata hai. Mera mann karta hai unki gaand mein jeebh ghusa kar gaand ko ache se chaat jau.
Ek din subha-subha Kamo aunty hamare ghar par aayi. Unko mummy se kuch kaam tha. Kamo aunty abhi kuch time pehle hi hamare ghar ke sath waale ghar mein shift hui thi. Maine aunty ko bas 1-2 baar dekha tha, lekin kabhi unse baat nahi hui.
Main aapko aunty ke baare mein thoda bata du. Aunty bahut hi khoobsurat hai. Unki ab tak shaadi nahi hui thii. Unke boobs 34″ ke hai, aur gaand ka ubhar baahar ki aur hai. Unka rang bilkul gora hai, aur unki smile uffff kaatilana. Aunty ne mummy se kaha ki unko unki saree chahiye. To mummy ne apni ek saree aunty ko de di, aur aunty wo saree lekar chali gayi. Thodi der baad mummy ne mujhe awaaz di.
Mummy: Beta!
Main: Haa mummy?
Mummy: Sun ye samaan Kamo aunty ko de aa ek baar.
Ye sun main khush ho gaya ki aaj 1st time mujhe aunty se baat karne ko milegi. Maine wo samaan mummy se liya, aur direct Kamo aunty ke ghar chala gaya. Maine unke ghar ki doorbell bajayi, aur aunty ne gate open kiya.
Main: Namaste aunty
Aunty: Namaste beta.
Main: Aunty ye mummy ne bheja hai aapko dene ke liye.
Aunty: Thanks beta, aao andar aao na.
Ab main unke sath unke ghar mein aa gaya aur chair par baith gaya. Aunty ne mujhe juice diya. Maine wo juice piya, thodi der aunty se baat ki, aur baahar aa gaya. Baahar aane ke baad maine dekha mera phone andar hi reh gaya. Main jaise hi andar aaya, to dekha aunty hall mein nahi thi. Maine apna phone uthaya, aur baahar aane laga. Tabhi mujhe aunty ke thookne ki awaaz aayi. Lekin ye awaaz unke room se aa rahi thi.
Main unke room ki taraf badha, aur dheere se awaaz di aunty ko. Lekin aunty ne koi jawab nahi diya. To maine keyhole se andar dekhne ki koshish kari, aur andar dekhte hi mere hosh udd gaye.
Aunty apne bed par nangi leti hui thi, aur apni chut mein apni ungaliyan andar-baahar kar rahi thi. Beech-beech mein wo apni chut mein thook bhi rahi thi. Unko dekh kar mujhe yakeen nahi hua, lekin maine zyada der na karte hue lund ko pant se baahar nikala, aur muth maarni shuri kari.
Aunty ko dekh kar muth maarne ka alag hi maza aa raha tha. Mera mann kar rha tha andar jaa kar aunty ku thook se bhari hui chut mein lund daal du. Lekin main ye nahi kar sakta tha. Isliye maine muth maarna nahi roka. Main paaglon ki tarah muth maar raha tha. Ab mera maal nikalne hi wala tha, ki mera phone baj pada.
Main buri tarah se darr gaya, aur apne lund ko andar karne laga. Is chakkar mein mera maal kuch neeche zameen par gir gaya, aur kuch meri pant par lag gaya. Ab aunty bhi baahar aa chuki thi, aur wo thodi darri hui lag rahi thi.
Aunty: Beta tu yaha, kya hua? Tu wapas kab aaya?
Main: Nera phone yahi reh gaya tha, to yahi lene aaya tha main.
Aunty: Acha le liya phone?
Main: Haa aunty.
Ye bol kar mein jaise hi waha se jaane laga, aunty ne zameen par gira hua mera maal dekh liya. Fir unhone mujhe peeche se pakad liya aur boli-
Aunty: Ruko! mujhe tujhse ye umeed nahi thi beta. Tu itna ganda hai, chee!
Main: Kya hua aunty?
Aunty: Ab to drame band kar.
Ye bol kar aunty ek-dum gusse mein aa gayi.
Aunty: Phone kar apni mummy ko aur bula yaha. Main unko dikhaungi ki aapka beta yaha ye kar raha tha.
Ab meri gaand fatt gayi aur mere ko laga ab main gaya.
Main: Sorry aunty! sorry! aage se main kabhi aapke ghar nahi aaunga.
Aunty: Apni mummy ko phone laga chup-chaap!
Aunty bahut gusse mein thi.
Main: Sorry aunty! mummy mere ko ghar se nikaal dengi. Please unko mat batao.
Aunty: Lagta hai tu aise nahi maanega. Mujhe ab police ko bulana hi padega. Wahi ek last option bacha hai.
Police ka naam aate hi meri gaand phat ke 4 ho gayi thi, aur mere muh se ek-dum nikla.
Main: Aunty police ko mat bulao. Aap kahoge to main ye apni jeebh se chaat kar saaf kar doonga.
Ye sunte hi aunty shant ho gayi, aur unko shayad pata lag gaya tha ki main kitna hawsi tha.
Aunty: Chal theek hai, main na police bulaungi, aur na teri mummy ko kahungi. Lekin ye saara tujhe chaat kar hi saaf karna padega.
Main: Hmm, theek hai.
Aunty: Lekin tujhe ye saara saaf nanga ho kar karna padega. Aise kapde pehne hue nahi.
Main: Kya?
Aunty: Haa, agar toone nanga ho kar kiya, to main nahi kahungi kisi ko kuch. Warna!
Mere paas aunty ki baat maanne ke alawa koi aur option nahi tha.
Main: Theek hai, lekin aap please kisi ko kuch mat kehna.
Aunty: Haa tu chinta mat kar, tu bas kapde utaar aur nanga ho.
Ab maine apne shoes utaare, pant, shirt, inner aur underwear bhi. Ab main aunty ke saamne bilkul nanga tha.
Aunty: Good boy! Chal ab apna ye maal saaf kar.
Main neeche jhuk kar maal saaf karne laga, aur jaise hi jeebh par maal laga. Mujhe ulti si aane lagi. Lekin maine ulti ko roka, aur maal saaf karne laga. 2 minute baad aunty mere paas aayi, aur mere baalon mein hath fera.
Aunty: Toone to ache se maal saaf kar diya. Shabash!
Main: Ab to aap kisi ko kuch nahi kahoge na?
Aunty: Nahi-nahi kisi ko nahi kahungi. Bas ek kaam aur kar.
Itna bolte hi aunty ne zameen par thook diya, aur apni taango par bhi, aur peeche chair par jaa kar baith gayi.
Aunty: Chal ise bhi ache se saaf kar.
Main: Lekin.
Aunty: Karta hai saaf ya police ko bulau?
Mujhe bada gussa aa raha tha. Lekin police ka soch kar darr bhi lag raha tha. Maine wo thook saaf ki.
Aunty: Chal ab idhar aa, aur mere pairom ko chaat kar ye thook saaf kar.
Main jaise hi uth kar aunty ki taraf aane laga.
Aunty ( chillate hue): Kutte ki tarah aa. Aise insano ki tarah nahi.
Ab main aunty paas kutte ki tarah aaya, jaise ek kutta chalta hai ghutno ke bal, aur unke pair chaatne laga. Unki taange bilkul gori thi. 5 minute tak unke pair chaatne ke baad aunty boli-
Aunty: Chal ab mud, aur us taraf muh kar.
Main: Lekin kyun aunty?
Aunty: Mujhe ek cheez karni hai.
Ab main mud gaya meri gaand aunty ke aage thi, aur face dewaar ki aur. Aunty ne apne hath par thooka aur us hath ko meri gaand ke chhed par lagane lagyi. Main ek-dum shock ho gaya, aur peeche dekhne laga. Lekin aunty ne peeche dekhne hi nagi diya, aur ungliyon ko meri gaand ke chhed mein ghusane lagi.
Aunty: Teri gaand ko bilkul tight hai. Mara bachpan se sapna tha ki tha kisi ladke ki gaand mein ungli du. Aaj toone wo sapna sach kar diya.
Aunty ki iss harkat se lund mein chulbuli uthi, aur lund khada hone laga. Aur aunty ne wo dekh liya.
Aunty: Ohh! lagta hai kutte ko maza aa raha hai. Isko thoda aur maza deti hu.
Aunty ne ye bolte hi meri gaand mein thooka, aur apni jeebh meri gaand ke chhed par lagane lagi. Unhone bilkul kutiya ki tarah gaand ko chaata. Unki is harkat se mera lund ek-dum tann kar khada ho gaya. Wo dekhte hi aunty
boli-
Aunty: Bsdk! Aunty ko dekh kar lund khada karega.
Iske baad aunty ne mere sath kuch kiya, ya mere ko ghar jaane diya. Ye sab jaanne ke liye next part zaroor padhe. Aapko ye kahani kaisi lagi, mere ko mail karke zaroor bataye –