Meri behan mujhse 4 saal badi hai. Us waqt main 19 ka tha, aur wo 23 ki thi. Uska sasural Delhi hai, aur main aksar usko laata lejata rehta hu. Meri behan ka mujhe 3 december ko call aaya, aur usne kaha-
Behan: Kab aa raha hai lene ke liye? Kaafi maheeno se ghar nahi aayi hu. Yaad aa rahi hai sab ki. Jaldi aaja ab raha nahi jaa raha hai.
Main: Arre mujhe bhi bolne degi, ya khud hi bolti rahegi (main apni behan ko pyar se Dugu bulata hu). Aur kaisi hai tu? Sab theek to hai na?
Dugu: Sab theek hai bhai. Bas tu lene aaja. Ab to saal ka last month hai. Maine tere jija ji se baat kar li hai. Tu bas aaja ab.
Main: Haa theek hai. Main mummy ko bolta hu, fir aata hu. Tu kapde pack kar, main aaya tujhe lene.
Dugu: Sab kuch pack hai. Bas aaja ab tu. Aaj raat hi baith jaa.
Main: Haa theek hai. Aata hu main.
Dugu: Intezaar kar rahi hu main. Chal bye, baaki taiyari kar leti hu.
Main: Haa theek hai.
Fir maine mumy ko bola: Dugu ka call aaya tha. Wo aane ke liye keh rahi hai.
Mummy: Mujhe bhi usne kaafi baar kaha hai, ki mummy aapki yaad aa rahi hai. (Mummy mujhe pyar se Babu kehti hai) Babu le aa tu usko. Kaafi time ho gaya hai, aur uska birthday bhi aane wala hai.
Main: Haa, Dugu ka birthday bhi aa raha hai. Shaadi ke baad uska birthday celebrate hi nahi kara.
Mummy: Haa ye sahi hai. Usko acha bhi lagega. Tu aaj hi chala jaa.
Maine pehle hi online tickets kara li thi. Mujhe pata tha mummy mana nahi karegi. Fir main raat ko Delhi train mein nikal gaya aur subha Delhi pahunch gaya. Jaise hi Dugu ke ghar pahuncha, wo khushi se naachne lagi. Usne mujhe gale lagaya, aur itna tez gale lagaya, ki sab kuch feel ho gaya aur main sunn pad gaya.
First time aisa feel hua. Fir wo room mein le gayi jaha jija ji so rahe the. Fir hum doosre room chale gaye.
Dugu: Tu kitna bada ho gaya hai. Lamba bhi ho gaya. Ek-dum mard jaisa ho gaya. Kya khaa liya aisa achanak se, jo aisa ho gaya hai? Bata mujhe bhi, main bhi khau.
Main: Tum bhi to kitni change ho gayi ho. Shaadi se pehle to patli sookhi lakdi tarah thi, aur jaise hi shaadi hui sab kuch badal gaya.
Dugu: Acha, kya change hua bata? Kya badlaav aaye mere andar jo tu aisa bol raha hai? Main to pehle se hi aisi thi.
Main: Naa bilkul nahi. Sab kuch change hua hai tumhari body aur sab kuch.
Dugu: Body mein kya change hua? Sab wahi hai jaise hota hai. Tu kuch bhi bolta hai.
Main: Pehle se moti ho gayi ho ek-dum mast aur bhi.
Dugu: Aur kya bata. Mujhe bhi to pata chale kya badlav aaya hai, jo Tontu (meri behan mere ko Tontu kehti hai) ne dekha maine nahi?
Main: Arre chhodho na. Aap bhi kya baat lekar baith gayi ho. Body to change hoti rehti hai.
Dugu: Tu bata na Tontu please.
Main: Kuch bhi to nahi. Ab chhodh do aap.
Dugu: Tere ko meri kasam hai. Bata chal.
Ab Dugu ne mujhe apni kasam de di thi. To mujhe use batana tha ki tumhare boobs aur bade ho gaye hai.
Main: Aap bura to nahi maanogi na? Aapne kasam di hai. Tabhi bata raha hu, nahi to nahi batata.
Dugu: Pagal teri baaton ka kab se bura manne lagi main? Bhool gaya bachpan mein tu kaise mujhe baatein batata tha, kuch bhi nahi chhupata tha. Chaahe koi bhi baat ho.
Main himmat karke bola: Tumhare pet aur kamar pehle se kaafi ache aur mote ho gaye hai. Tum zyada achi lagne lagi ho, aur tumhari jaanghen bhi kaafi achi dikhne lag gayi hai.
Dugu: Aur kya Tontu, bata?
Maine boobs ki taraf ishara karte hue kaha: Kaafi bade ho gaye hai. Tum zyada sundar dikhne lagi ho.
Itna kehte hi Dugu bol padi-
Dugu: To pagal isme itna kya soch ke bola? Aur aisi baaton ka main kab se bura maanne lag gayi mere Tontu.
Mujhe relax feel hua, aur mera hath Dugu ki jaanghon par chala gaya. Par usne kuch nahi bola. Tabhi jija ji aa gaye. Jija ji ka business hai. Acha khaasa paisa hai. Wo bas ghoomte rehte hai, kabhi yaha kabhi waha.
Jija ji: Arre Pintu (name change hai is story mein) kab aaya? Call kar deta, tujhe lene aa jata yaar.
Maine jija ji ke pair chue, aur namaste kari.
Jija ji: Arre bas-bas, tu to kaafi bada ho gaya yaar. Ek-dum aadmi sa lagta hai.
Tabhi didi boli-
Dugu: Haa maine isko yahi kaha tha. Poora mard ban gaya hai mera Tontu.
Jija ji: Chai-nashta karao saale sahab ko. Aur bhai, badi der laga di apni behan ko le jaane mein. Le jao, saare din dimag khaati hai mera.
Dugu: Haa tabhi to aapko nahi bola, apne Tontu ko bola. Yahi to hai jo meri saari baatein sunta hai aur maanta bhi hai. Ek phone mein lene aa gaya
Jija ji: Haa theek hai. Ab tum dono bhai-behan se kon jeete?
Aur itna keh kar jija ji nahane chale gaye. Unhe office jana tha.
Main bhi naha kar doosre room mein jaa kar let gaya, aur fir aankh lag gayi. 12 baje Dugu room mein aayi, aur mujhe uthane lagi.
Dugu: Oo Tontu, uth jaa. Khaana khaa le. Kitna soyega uth jaa.
Dugu ne uthane ki koshish ki par main utha nahi. To fir usne mujhe gudgudi ki. Meri aankhen khul gayi. Mujhe gudgudi bilkul pasand nahi. Koi ek ungli kar de tabhi hassi aane lagti hai. Uske boobs mere pet ko lag rahe the. Jaise hi utha to mera hath us right waale boob par lag gaya, aur thoda zor se press ho gaya. Tabhi uske muh se ‘aahh’ nikal gayi, aur meri neend udd gayi.
Dugu: Uth jaa re, ab to itni gudgudi kar li tujhe.
Main utha aur sorry bola.
Main: Wo galti se hath lag gaya.
Usne kuch nahi bola aur khaana khaane ko bola sirf. Maine khaana khaaya aur TV dekhne lag gaya. Dugu bhi paas aa kar baith gayi. Fir hum baatein karne lage.
Dugu: Tontu tujhe pata hai main tujhe aur mummy ko kitna miss karti thi. Bahut yaad aati thi tumhari. Tumse mile 1 saal ho raha hai. Ab jaa kar milungi dhang se.
Main: Mujhse to dhang se mil liye. Ab mumy se milna aap.
Dugu: Nahi abhi tak tumse dhang se nahi mili. Tu kaafi sharmane laga hai. Baaton ko notice karne laga hai. Pehle to mujhse sab kuch share karta tha. Ab pata nahi kya hua, jaise kisi anjaan ladki se mil raha hai aisa lagta hai.
Main: Aisi koi baat nahi hai. Main to abhi bhi share karta hu. Aur meri to tum hi dost thi bachpan se hi. Tumhare alawa mera koi dost hi nahi hai. Meri Dugu, my jaan.
Dugu: Acha, mujhe to nahi lagta hai ki main teri bachpan wali dost hu, teri jaan hu.
Main: Acha batao kya karu main?
Dugu: Chal bata teri gf kon hai?
Main: Kaash koi hoti, but nahi hai abi to.
Dugu: Chal jhootha, tu batana nahi chaahta hai.
Main: Aapki kasam Dugu di.
Dugu: Chal maan leti hu. Baaki tu badal sa gaya hai.
Main: Bilkul bhi nahi. Main to pehle bhi aapka Tontu tha, aur aaj bhi.
Mere aur Dugu ke pair table par the, aur touch bhi ho rahe the. Maine Dugu se bachpan wali baatein poochi. Mujhe bhi andar se poochne ka, touch karne ka mann hone laga tha.
Main: Dugu tumhe yaad hai bachpan mein tumse jo baatein share karta tha, aur bhi bahut kuch?
Dugu: Haa bilkul, aur bhai teri wajah se hi maine gaaliyan seekhi thi. Toone hi mujhe gaaliyan sikhayi thi.
Main: Acha kon si gaaliyan sikhayi zara batana?
Jaise hi Dugu bolne lagi, doorbell baji, aur jija ji aaj jaldi aa gaye the.
Dugu: Aap, itni jaldi.
Jija ji: Jaldi aau to bolti ho, late aau to bhi. Ab banda kya kare?
Dugu: Arre nahi-nahi, wo baat nahi.
Jija ji: Saale sahab aaye hai, ghuma kar to laaye thoda.
Main: Haa bilkul.
Fir main aur jija ji ghoomne chale gaye. Raat ko 8 baje hum wapas ghar aaye. Dugu ne saari packing kar li thi, aur hatho mein laal chooda, jeans, aur white shirt pehni hui red lipstick laga kar hamari wait kar rahi thi. Jaise hi hum ghar pahunche, Dugu ne hame khaana khaane ke liye bola.
Par baahar bahut kha liya tha, to pet bhara hua tha. Thodi der mein hum ghar se nikal gaye. Fir station pahunche, aur train mein baith gaye. Thodi der mein jija ji chale gaye, aur train chal padi.
Next part mein padhenge ki bachpan ki baaton se main aur Dugu kitna kareeb aaye, aur aage kya hua birthday par. Please feedback zaroor de. Thanks.
