Me (Andar jaate hi): Arshi sorry main tumhare love ko kabhi samajh nahi paaya. But main tumhe sab kuch batana chaahta hu pehle. Mere abhi 7-8 affairs hai currently. Bahut saari ladkiyon ke sath sex kar chuka hu. Haa ye baat alag hai ki pehli nazar mein tumhe dekh kar mujhe bhi laga that I should marry you. But this is reality.
Arshi: I know this all and main bhi casually kisi ke sath enjoy kar leti hu. Physical ho jati hu. And I also know ki aane se pehle Nidhi bhabhi ko tu pregnant karke aaya hai. And Ammi bhabhi ke sath setting.
Main shocked ho gaya.
Isha: Bhai use sab pata hai tere baare mein. Tu kab uthta hai. Teri favourite dish kya hai. Tu kab sota hai, kya-kya karta hai sab.
Me: But Arshi tumne mujhe itne saal kaha kyun nahi? And di aap to bata sakti thi na?
Arshi: Nick tab tum chhote the. Shaadi ki baat karna theek nahi tha, aur shayad ye one sided bhi nahi samajhte. Btw main tumse 3.5 years badi hu. Tumhe problem ho to bata do, hum friends rahenge.
Nick: Main jisse bhi duniya mein sabse zyada love karta hu, wo mujhse badi hi hai. Isha di, Jiju, Mom-Dad, to fir tum badi ho wo to acha hai. Main keh sakta hu main chhota hu.
Aur aankh maar di.
Isha: Nick tujhe prob nahi hai to akele mein baat karne kyun aaya? Humko dara diya toone.
Me: Di mera dil aap se connected hai. Aaj jab hum bus se Arshi ko lene gaye, tabhi maine socha ki kash ye mil jaye to shaadi kar lu. Fir 1 hour mein aapne ye sach kar diya. Pehle bhi mein aapse keh chuka hu aap jaha bologe waha main shaadi karunga.
Isha di hugged me and Arshi together.
Isha: Chalo-chalo, to shaadi aur sagayi ki baat kar lete hai.
Me: Nahi di, abhi nahi. Arshi ne doctor banne ke liye bahut mehnat ki hai. 2 saal hi to baaki hai. Unki study complete ho jayegi, fir hum saari rasme karenge. Main usko baandhna nahi chaahta kisi bhi rishte mein. Wo nahi padh payegi.
Isha: Arre pagal, Ye itni hot hai koi bhi pata lega ise tab tak.
Me: Di jisne mere liye 7 saal intezaar kiya, wo 7 janmo tak meri hi hai.
Arshi came and gave me a hug.
Isha: Bhai isne hug kiya. Ab to lamba kheech lega tu.
Maine Arshi ke forehead par kiss kiya.
Me: Nahi di, pehle hum besties banenge. Fir love hai wo niklega, and fir hum foreplay se start karenge, and sex aapki tarah official rituals ke baad hi karenge.
Isha: Bro I am proud of you.
Arshi: Mom-dad nahi maanenge. They said Krina ki bhi age ho gayi hai shaadi ki.
Me: Do you both trust me?
Arshi aur Isha ne haa kaha, aur hum baahar aa gaye.
Me: Main shaadi ke liye ready hu. But pehle main ache se set hona chaahta hu. Main Arshi se hi shaadi karunga, par us din jab mujhe Isha di se aur papa se paise maangne na pade.
Jiju: Nick tujhpe 100% bharosa hai hame ki tu shaadi ke baad bhi ye kar lega. Arshi is 26 years old, to uski bhi shaadi ki age ho gayi hai. Fir log baate karte hai.
Me: Theek hai, aisa hai to jiju aap mujhe wo chocolate khila dijiye.
Jiju ne mujhe chocolate khilayi, aur maine jiju ko aur sab ke saamne bola: Arshi sirf meri hai aur is baat pe hamne muh meetha bhi kar liya. Duniya ko aap bol dena ki ladka ek business setup kar raha hai, to shaadi 2 saal baad karenge. Rishta pakka kar liya hai. And please Arshi ko koi rituals follow na karwayega aur na hi main karunga jab tak main set nahi ho jata.
(Sab ki aankhon mein khushi ke aansu saaf dikh rahe the)
Arshi ke Dad: Nick, we are proud of you.
Jiju: Papa, ye sab kuch ye apne liye nahi kar raha hai. Isko main 8 saal se jaanta hu. Jab ye apni di ka chamcha hua firta tha, aur ye apne liye nahi kar raha hai. Ye tum Arshi ke liye kar rahe ho na? Kyunki parso hi hamari baat hui thi tumhari company ke profit ki, and tumhare bank balance ki, yaad hai na? Don’t misunderstand me. Wo maine Arshi ke liye nahi poocha tha. Isha ne kal hi hame bataya about you both.
Me: Jiju aapne bhi to di ke liye 2.5 years wait kiya, jab tak di ka fashion design ko course complete nahi ho jata, aur aapne bhi distance maintain kar liya tha, ki family mein di fass gayi to padh nahi payegi. Aap log mere idols ho, to main aapse hi seekhunga.
Arshi got tears in her eyes.
Jiju: Tu ro mat, tu to party kar ki toone aur Isha ne isko patta ke rakha hai.
Arshi ke Mom Dad: Arshi ab tu padh. Jab tera Best friend cum boyfriend bol raha hai, to hum kaise rok sakte hai?
Arshi ne aa kar mujhe sab ke saamne hug kar liya. Main thoda uncomfortable feel kar raha tha, but uske pyar ki khushi ko kam nahi karna chaahta tha, isliye maine Isha aur jiju ko Ishara kiya, aur hum chaaro ne hug kiya.
Ab hum sab ne khaana khaaya. Tab Nidhi bhabhi ke husband aur Sneha ke dad yani mere jiju unko lene aa gaye the, and driver dada ne kaha mujhe bhi thoda kaam hai yaha to main kal aa jaunga.
To Isha ne kaha: Ok, waise bhi Himani bhabhi aur Krina chal rahe hai hamare sath. Wo dono mere sath aa rahe hai aur Arshi kal chali jayegi.
Me: Waise bhi kal mujhe baroda jana hai business meeting ke liye.
Jiju: Main bhi kal UK jaa raha hu 25 days ke liye.
Jiju: Agar tum baroda jaa rahe ho to Arshi ko bhi chhodh aana. Le jao ise bhi.
Me: Ye to mere dimag mein aaya hi nahi (and I said yes).
Isha: But hum baithenge kaise?
Me: Di beech wali seat thodi aage le lenge aur neeche ki seat gira denge, ho jayega.
Isha: Arshi ok hai na?
Arshi: Haa.
Isha (Arshi ke kaan me): Nick ko black top and blue jeans bahut pasand hai, off shoulder top ya crop top dekh le.
Arshi: Thank you Bhabhi.
Isha: Tu to bhabhi mat bol kamini.
Arshi: Thank you Isha. Tere jaisi dost kismat se milti hai, and meri kismat bahut achi hai ki tu meri dost hai.
Isha: Aur tu meri jaan hai. Tujhe pata hai meri love diary mein sabse pehla naam Nick ka aata hai, fir mom dad ka, fir tera, aur fir tere bhai ka.
Arshi: Meri love diary mein pehla naam bhai ka, doosra tera, aur teesra tere bhai ka. Mom dad ne to kabhi mujhe love kiya hi nahi. Krina unke liye sab kuch hai. Kal bhi mere ko call aaya aur kaha padhayi likhayi chhodho, ladka dekh liya hai shaadi karni hai.
Isiliye tere ko call kiya. Toone kaha sab sambhal loongi to meri himmat badh gayi. But Nick ko kaise pata chala meri padhayi ka?
Isha: Main bhi wahi soch rahi hu, ki usko kaise pata chala hoga.
Chal ab sath mein hi hai, pooch lenge usse.
Isha ( Dheere se): Nick tu to baroda Monday jaane wala tha, kal to Friday hai.
Me: Di Arshi bhi saturday sunday waha kya karegi? Isse acha hamare sath rahe. Par aap use bolna mat.
Isha: To saale Ammi aur ye nayi bhabhi jo maze lene aa rahi hai tere paas, uska kya karenge?
Me: Himani maanegi?
Isha: Tu chodega?
And we both laughed together.
Himani bhabhi ki height 5’6″ hogi, and weight 60 kg hoga. But khatarnak maal hai. Figure aisa ki Ammi Bhabhi ko bhi takkar de. 38-32-36 ki apsara thi, aur Rahul bhai unke husband last 8 months se foreign the. Fir Hum log baat karke nikal gaye and raat ko sab 11 baje ghar pahunch gaye.
Ab sone ka setting karni thi, to hamne decide kiya, Mom-dad neeche waale kamre mein. Krina aur Arshi mere kamre mein. Ammi bhabhi aur Himani bhabhi Isha ke kamre mein. Main aur Isha chhat waale kamre mein.
Isha: Nahi Krina aur Arshi ko mera kamra dedo. Ammi bhabhi aur Himani bhabhi tera le lengi.
Me: Main to dene ke liye ready hu (aur Ammi bhabhi ko aankh maar di).
Isha (Arshi ke room mein jaa kar): Saali toone black top kyun nahi pehna?
Arshi: Main yahi hu na ab pehnungi. Nick se meri baat ho gayi hai. Kal wo dad ko call karke bol dega ki 2 din Arshi yahi rahegi.
Isha: Matlab wo mere se karwayega ye kaam tu dekh lena.
Arshi: Mujhe to aisa lag raha hai ki main sapna dekh rahi hu.
Isha: 12 baje hai so jaa, kal baat karenge.
Fir main aur di upar chale gaye aur dher saari baatein ki.
Agle part mein aapko bataunga ki kaise hamne sex games kheli. Kon-kon mere kitna close aaya, and kya-kya hua. Asli maza ab aane wala hai. Is part ke baad ladkiyon ki ungli aur ladkon ke hath laal ho jayenge yaad rakhna.
Koi bhi bhabhi, aunty ya ladki mujhse private baat karna chaahe, passionate romance chaahe ya fir full sex chaahe to mail mein on
